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You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Two Daughters Ceramic Mug

Price range: $22.99 through $26.99

For the dad who’s stared down glitter explosions, emotional plot twists, and teenage side-eye, and lived to tell the tale. ☕👧👧

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Your Dad My Dad T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

Grab it before your kid claims bragging rights and swipes it for themselves.

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Your Dad vs. My Dad Cycling Ceramic Mug

Price range: $22.99 through $26.99

Because not all dads are built the same, some just ride harder, faster, and cooler.

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🔪 Grumpy Dad Heavy-Duty Butcher Knife

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Original price was: $105.00.Current price is: $75.00.

This ain’t your average kitchen knife. With a brutal 8.25” X50 steel blade and 13” of full-tang fury, the Grumpy Dad Butcher Knife is built to break down meat, slice through bone, and intimidate roasts into submission.