T-Shirts

Welcome to Grumpy Dad Co’s T-Shirts — where sarcasm meets style, and every shirt tells a story. These aren’t your average tees. Designed for dads with attitude, humor, and a penchant for bold statements, our collection brings everyday comfort with a side of sass.

Air Fryer Dad T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $28.71
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

For the dad who traded deep fryers for hot air and still claims chef status.

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All My Dad Jokes Are Backed Up in the Dadabase T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Charcoal
Forest Green
Navy
White

For the dad whose punchlines are stored, sorted, and endlessly retrieved, whether you like it or not.

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Any Man Can Be A Father But It Takes Someone To Be An Autism Dad T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Charcoal
Forest Green
Navy
White

Because fatherhood is easy to claim but showing up every single day is the real test.

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Archery Dad T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

For the dad who prefers bullseyes over small talk.

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Astronomy Dad Like A Regular Dad T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

For the dad who trades bedtime stories for star charts and still has the best dad jokes in the galaxy.

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Autism Dad T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Charcoal
Forest Green
Navy
White

Because real dads don’t just fit the pieces together they build the whole puzzle.

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Awesome Dads Have Beards & Bees T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Charcoal
Forest Green
Navy
White

He’s got a beard that commands respect and bees that don’t take orders. This shirt was made for that kind of awesome. 🧔🐝

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Be Nice To Me I Might Just Snap T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

For the dad who balances patience, pictures, and the occasional meltdown.

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Best Dad By A Throw T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Charcoal
Forest Green
Navy
White

When dad’s game is clutch both on the course and at home. 🥏👊

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Best Dad Ever T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $28.71
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

The king of the board and the household checkmate, kids. 🏆♟️

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Best Dad in the Galaxy T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

For the dad who rules the carpool lane and the cosmos with equal authority.

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Best Dink’In Dad Ever T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Charcoal
Forest Green
Navy
White

For the dad who rules the kitchen line like it’s his throne. 🏓👑

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Best Flippin Dad Ever T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

For the dad who turns burgers, heads, and the occasional hotdog into legend.

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Best Model Train Dad Ever T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

Because building miniature railroads is way cooler than mowing the lawn. 🚂

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Best Parrot Dad Ever T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

For the dad whose conversations usually involve squawks, feathers, and the same phrase on repeat. 🦜

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Best Step Dad Ever T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Charcoal
Forest Green
Navy
White

Because he didn’t just earn the title, he crushed it.

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Best Vegan Dad Ever T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Charcoal
Forest Green
Navy
White

He doesn’t need meat to flex. He’s powered by plants and pure dad energy. 🥬💪

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Bird Watching Dad T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

For the dad who packs binoculars like other guys pack fishing rods. 🦉

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Birdwatching Dad Like A Regular Dad But Cooler T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

For the dad who prefers binoculars over golf clubs and bird calls over small talk. 🐦

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Bonus Dads With Beards Are Better T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Charcoal
Forest Green
Navy
White

Because fatherhood looks tougher with a beard attached.

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Chess Dad Just Like A Normal Dad But 3 Moves Ahead T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

Fatherhood is a game of strategy checkmate included. ♟️👑

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Chess Dad T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

Not just raising kids raising grandmasters. 👑♟️

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Crank It Like A Dad T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

For the dad who thinks “too loud” is a compliment.

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Dad by Day Gamer by Night T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

Because life doesn’t hand out respawns but bedtime stories do. 🌙

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Dad By Day Rockstar By Night T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

For the dad who swaps lullabies for guitar solos after bedtime.

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