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Knives sharp enough to shame your chef, mugs big enough to hold your grudges, and gear built to survive kids, pets, and Monday.
Low tide, big attitude. This distressed dad hat is for the spearfisherman who doesn’t have time for complaints—just good shots and quiet dives.
$25.98
A funny dad mug for the legend of low effort. Great for coffee, eye rolls, and reminding him that “okayest” is still better than nothing.
$20.50 – $33.00
He’s not just a dad. He’s intergalactically awesome. 🚀🌌
$23.50 – $29.50
He’s not winning Father of the Year… but he did remember trash day. 🗑️😎
$23.50 – $29.50
The holy trinity: bad puns, black coffee, and dad mode activated. ☕️😎
$23.50 – $29.50
She saves lives. He brags about it. A shirt for proud nurse dads everywhere. 👨⚕️👨👧
$23.50 – $29.50
You come to him with dull blades on the day of his BBQ. Classic mistake. 🔪🍖
$23.50 – $29.50
He beat the boss level of life… and now he’s playing Dad Mode. 🎮🍼
$23.50 – $29.50
Just like a normal dad… except he’s got fins, a tank, and serious underwater swagger. 🐠🤿
$23.50 – $29.50
Two titles. One attitude. 100% certified Grumpy Dad energy.
$23.50 – $29.50
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear this shirt and answer to “Papa.”
$23.50 – $29.50
A dad hat with just the right amount of edge. For grumps who know cool never tries too hard.
