Knives sharp enough to shame your chef, mugs big enough to hold your grudges, and gear built to survive kids, pets, and Monday.
He’s calm, focused, and way cooler than your average dad. This shirt hits the bullseye. 🏹😎
He runs fast, parents hard, and still makes time for dad jokes at mile 5. 🏃♂️😎
He’s not just a dad. He’s a clip-in, hill-crushing, snack-sharing legend on wheels. 🚴♂️😎
A workhorse with precision. This 6.5″ Funkai-style Santoku is forged in Japan by Yoshida Hamono using Aogami #2 steel and fitted with a lightweight Keyaki wood handle for effortless chopping, slicing, and prep power.
From steak-slaying knives to mugs that speak fluent sarcasm—Grumpy Dad gear makes the perfect gift for the guy who’s impossible to shop for (and proud of it).
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