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Knives sharp enough to shame your chef, mugs big enough to hold your grudges, and gear built to survive kids, pets, and Monday.

Japanese Santoku in VG10 stainless with Damascus cladding. Balanced, razor-sharp, and easy care. Wood handle.

Original price was: $145.00.Current price is: $125.00.

Classic Japanese chef’s knife in VG10 stainless steel. Durable, sharp, and easy to maintain. Wood handle.

Original price was: $145.00.Current price is: $125.00.

Made in Japan. Built like an eraser. Scrubs rust, not dignity. The #320 grit rust eraser block every high-carbon knife deserves.

$12.98

Sun protection ☀️ with dad-grade sarcasm 😏. This distressed hat says what every cycling dad’s thinking: “I’m cooler than your average dad.” Made for comfort, worn with pride.

$25.98

He’s calm, focused, and way cooler than your average dad. This shirt hits the bullseye. 🏹😎

Price range: $23.25 through $31.25

He’s not just Dad. He’s a galactic legend. Built for comfort, orbit-tested by kids. 🌌🛠️

Price range: $24.71 through $32.71

He runs fast, parents hard, and still makes time for dad jokes at mile 5. 🏃‍♂️😎

Price range: $24.71 through $32.71

He’s not just a dad. He’s a clip-in, hill-crushing, snack-sharing legend on wheels. 🚴‍♂️😎

Price range: $25.69 through $31.69

Price range: $25.69 through $31.69

Hand-crafted Santoku with high-carbon steel core and stainless cladding. Balanced and precise. Gift-ready.

Original price was: $125.00.Current price is: $95.00.

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Dad’s tee celebrates your ultimate upgrade with soft, durable cotton built for dad life, from midnight feeds to backyard BBQs 👶💪

Price range: $23.69 through $29.69

(1 customer review)
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear this shirt and answer to “Papa.”

Price range: $23.69 through $29.69

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