For the dad who swapped garage band gigs for garage clean-ups—but kept the attitude.

For the man who runs the house like a server rack, steady, unshakable, and always on call.

For the ham radio dad who measures joy in frequencies, not golf scores. 📡

Half dad, half avocado, fully ripe with sarcasm. This shirt is proof that the best guac in life is seasoned with dad humor.

For the dad who’s secretly raising his own pacer.

Because behind every strong daughter is a dad who’s wrapped around her little finger.

For the dad who knows the best victory isn’t a trophy: it’s watching your kid flip the board in defeat.