Dad Law #4: Do Not Speak to Me Until the Mug Is Empty T-Shirt
Price range: $24.99 through $34.99
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 | A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal. |
| Size | Length | Chest |
| XS | 27 | 31 - 34 |
| S | 28 | 34 - 37 |
| M | 29 | 38 - 41 |
| L | 30 | 42 - 45 |
| XL | 31 | 46 - 49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62 - 65 |
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Description
Official Dad Law No. 004: Do not speak to me until the mug is empty.
Morning rules: a full mug means no talking. A half mug means questions in writing. An empty mug means Dad is a whole person again.
The design: a mug with a fill gauge: FULL: DO NOT SPEAK / HALF: QUESTIONS IN WRITING / EMPTY: PROCEED, with the round Official Dad Law seal. Made for the early riser whose day starts after the first coffee, not before. The morning rules, worn to breakfast.
Every Dad Law is one unwritten house rule, numbered and drawn in the same style. See the whole set in the Dad Laws collection.
- Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee
- Soft ring-spun cotton (solid colors are 100% cotton)
- Retail fit, runs true to size; see the size chart
- Colors: Black, Dark Grey, Forest, Navy
- Sizes S–4XL
- Printed on demand: your shirt is printed when you order it
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