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Knives sharp enough to shame your chef, mugs big enough to hold your grudges, and gear built to survive kids, pets, and Monday.

This ain’t your average kitchen knife. With a brutal 8.25” X50 steel blade and 13” of full-tang fury, the Grumpy Dad Butcher Knife is built to break down meat, slice through bone, and intimidate roasts into submission.

$105.00

Two roles. One awesome shirt. For the dad who’s doing double duty—with attitude.

$23.98$34.98

This grumpy dad mug says it all: “I’m not a super dad—I’m a dad with a super daughter.” A perfect Father’s Day gift with heart and humor.

$17.95$19.95

A mug for the Papa who chose love and never looked back. Dishwasher safe, microwave ready, and made for those heartwarming sips of pride.

$17.95$19.95

This Grumpy Dad Co mug says it all: “I’m not a super dad—I’m a dad with a super daughter.” A perfect Father’s Day gift with heart and humor.

$17.95$19.95

For the dad and stepdad who does it all. A bold mug with double meaning, made for daily sips of pride and coffee.

$17.95$19.95

3.5″ Damascus fruit knife—SGS food-safe steel, G10 handle + mosaic pin; razor-sharp attitude for snack-prep dads.

$45.00

Grumpy Dad Co 8″ Damascus Chef Knife – Hand-Finished Kitchen Knife with G10 Handle & Mosaic Pin | Razor-Sharp Japanese Style Blade | Food-Safe Steel Certified | Bold Gift for Culinary Dads

$55.00

Triple Japanese edge—Santoku, Nakiri & Funayuki in Aogami #2 Blue Steel (HRC 62-64); conquer every cut, backed by a 3-year warranty.

$265.00

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Compact 6.3″ Funayuki in Aogami #2 Blue Steel—authentic Japanese utility razor for fish, meat & veg, backed by a 3-year warranty.

Original price was: $105.00.Current price is: $95.00.

(3 customer reviews)

Dedicated vegetable Nakiri—Aogami #2 Blue Steel, 62–64 HRC; straight-edge power for effortless prep, 3-year warranty.

Original price was: $105.00.Current price is: $95.00.

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Japanese Santoku—Aogami #2 Blue Steel, razor-sharp agility for meat, fish & veg; backed by a 3-year warranty.

Original price was: $105.00.Current price is: $95.00.

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