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Knives sharp enough to shame your chef, mugs big enough to hold your grudges, and gear built to survive kids, pets, and Monday.

The best title he’ll ever earn, printed loud and proud. 👨‍👧‍👦❤️

$23.69$29.69

A classic dad mug with a heartfelt twist. Sturdy, safe, and perfect for celebrating the world’s most important title—Dad.

$19.50$24.50

Achievement unlocked: Fatherhood. 🎮🍼

$23.69$29.69

Normal dad mode? Nah. This one comes with bonus XP and high scores. 🎮😎

$23.69$29.69

Low tide, big attitude. This distressed dad hat is for the spearfisherman who doesn’t have time for complaints—just good shots and quiet dives.

$25.98

A funny dad mug for the legend of low effort. Great for coffee, eye rolls, and reminding him that “okayest” is still better than nothing.

$20.50$33.00

He’s not just a dad. He’s intergalactically awesome. 🚀🌌

$23.50$29.50

He’s not winning Father of the Year… but he did remember trash day. 🗑️😎

$23.50$29.50

The holy trinity: bad puns, black coffee, and dad mode activated. ☕️😎

$23.50$29.50

She saves lives. He brags about it. A shirt for proud nurse dads everywhere. 👨‍⚕️👨‍👧

$23.50$29.50

You come to him with dull blades on the day of his BBQ. Classic mistake. 🔪🍖

$23.50$29.50

He beat the boss level of life… and now he’s playing Dad Mode. 🎮🍼

$23.50$29.50

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