Because when the house is full of girls, Dad’s vote doesn’t count and neither does his sanity.

For the papa who builds empires one tiny railroad at a time. 🚂

For the papa who dominates the court and the family BBQ. 🏓🔥

For the dad whose drives are decent, but his dad jokes are under par. 🥏😎

For the dad who packs more lenses than snacks on family trips.

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Because Dad didn’t raise a fool, he raised a smartass, and he’s proud of it.