Nerdy Dads Build Character Ceramic Mug

Being a dad is basically a never-ending campaign. Nerdy dads don’t just raise kids, they build characters. This mug fuels those late-night sessions of world-building, dice-rolling, and dad-joke dropping. Durable, dishwasher safe, and guaranteed to hold enough caffeine to power through both orc raids and PTA meetings. Supplies won’t last forever, because unlike hit points, mugs don’t regenerate.

🎲 Perfect for dads who DM their family dinners like a campaign.
☕ Holds enough coffee to keep your initiative higher than the toddler’s tantrum.
⚔️ Dishwasher safe, no spells or saving throws required.
📖 Joins you in the fellowship of grumpy, nerdy dads who know the rules better than anyone else.
🔥 Get it before it’s gone, because missing out is basically rolling a natural 1.

Equip Dad with this mug today, because every hero deserves the right gear for their quest (especially before their first cup of coffee). 🎲☕⚔️

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!