Grumpy Dad 3.5″ Damascus Fruit Knife

Grumpy Dad 3.5″ Damascus Fruit Knife — Slice Smart. Stay Grumpy.

Key Advantages

• Compact Blade, Serious Performance — The 3.5″ Damascus edge is small but mighty—ideal for peeling, garnishes, and lightning-fast snack attacks.

• Food-Safe Damascus Steel — SGS-tested with zero heavy-metal migration, so every citrus wedge and apple slice stays perfectly clean.

• Mosaic Pin + G10 Grip — Full-tang handle, triple-riveted for strength, capped by a show-stopping mosaic pin that shouts “premium.”

• Blade with Attitude — Laser-etched Grumpy Dad logo lets everyone know Dad’s not playing— even when slicing strawberries.

• Gift-Ready & Guaranteed — Arrives boxed and backed by a 3-year manufacturer guarantee—Father’s Day, birthdays, or kitchen takeovers sorted.

Specifications

• Blade length: 3.5 in / 89 mm

• Steel: Damascus, SGS food-contact certified

• Construction: Full tang, triple rivets, mosaic pin

• Handle: G10 fiberglass laminate

• Warranty: 3-year manufacturer coverage

Built For

• Quick fruit prep, cocktail garnishes, and precision paring

• Dads who want a scalpel beside their 8″ Grumpy Dad workhorse

• Anyone upgrading from bland paring knives to something sharper—and bolder

Care & Use

1. Hand-wash promptly, wipe dry.

2. Store on a magnetic strip, in a sheath, or knife block.

3. Touch up on a 1 000/6 000-grit whetstone to keep that edge ruthless.

Grumpy Dad. Small blade. Big statement.