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Grumpy Dad 3.5" Damascus Fruit Knife

Grumpy Dad 3.5″ Damascus Fruit Knife

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3.5″ Damascus fruit knife—SGS food-safe steel, G10 handle + mosaic pin; razor-sharp attitude for snack-prep dads.

$45.00

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Description

Grumpy Dad 3.5″ Damascus Fruit Knife — Slice Smart. Stay Grumpy.

Key Advantages

  • Compact Blade, Serious Performance — The 3.5″ Damascus edge is small but mighty—ideal for peeling, garnishes, and lightning-fast snack attacks.

  • Food-Safe Damascus Steel — SGS-tested with zero heavy-metal migration, so every citrus wedge and apple slice stays perfectly clean.

  • Mosaic Pin + G10 Grip — Full-tang handle, triple-riveted for strength, capped by a show-stopping mosaic pin that shouts “premium.”

  • Blade with Attitude — Laser-etched Grumpy Dad logo lets everyone know Dad’s not playing— even when slicing strawberries.

  • Gift-Ready & Guaranteed — Arrives boxed and backed by a 3-year manufacturer guarantee—Father’s Day, birthdays, or kitchen takeovers sorted.

Specifications

  • Blade length: 3.5 in / 89 mm

  • Steel: Damascus, SGS food-contact certified

  • Construction: Full tang, triple rivets, mosaic pin

  • Handle: G10 fiberglass laminate

  • Warranty: 3-year manufacturer coverage

Built For

  • Quick fruit prep, cocktail garnishes, and precision paring

  • Dads who want a scalpel beside their 8″ Grumpy Dad workhorse

  • Anyone upgrading from bland paring knives to something sharper—and bolder

Care & Use

  1. Hand-wash promptly, wipe dry.

  2. Store on a magnetic strip, in a sheath, or knife block.

  3. Touch up on a 1 000/6 000-grit whetstone to keep that edge ruthless.

Grumpy Dad. Small blade. Big statement.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Damascus Steel Knives (Grumpy Dad Fruit Knife)
  • Treat them like the fine tools they are: hand-wash, dry, and store safely.
  • Damascus needs a bit more TLC—occasional oiling helps keep rust at bay.
  • Avoid frozen foods or bone—these are precision cutters, not axes.
X50CrMoV15 Steel Knives (Grumpy Dad Butcher Knife)
  • More rugged, less needy—but don’t get cocky.
  • Hand-wash and dry. Dishwasher safe in theory, but we don’t recommend it.
  • Perfect for meat-lovers—full-tang and heavy-duty, but still deserves respect.
  • X50 Steel (Butcher Knife): Can be sharpened with a whetstone, ceramic rod, or even a pull-through sharpener if you’re in a rush (though not our top pick).
  • Frequency? About every 3–6 months depending on use. When it starts squishing tomatoes instead of slicing—time to sharpen.
  • Knives: 3–5 business days
  • Shirts, mugs, and other gear: 5–7 business days
    Because good things (and grumpiness) take time.
  • We offer 30-day free returns, no questions asked.
    Just cover the return shipping, and we’ll handle the rest.
  • Currently, we ship to the USA only. Working on global domination… one grumpy dad at a time.
  • All major cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, and the occasional dad joke—though Visa processes faster.
  • Safer than the secret chocolate stash you think your kids haven’t found. 256-bit SSL + PCI-compliant checkout.
  • 30-day money-back guarantee, no-questions-asked. (Well, maybe one sarcastic question, but we’ll refund anyway.)

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