Full-Time Dad, Part-Time RPG Master Ceramic Mug

Some dads mow lawns. Others fix cars. This dad rules kingdoms, slays dragons, and still manages to yell “lights out by 9!” with terrifying authority. This mug is for the Dungeon Master who knows the greatest campaign is raising a family, but still prefers rolling a natural 20 to doing dishes. Built tough, dishwasher safe, and guaranteed to survive both toddler tantrums and party wipes. Stock is limited, don’t wait for the next campaign cycle to grab one.

🎲 Fuels late-night worldbuilding and early-morning carpools.
☕ Holds enough coffee to get through combat rounds AND PTA meetings.
🛡 Dishwasher safe, because cleaning should never require a saving throw.
🐉 Perfect for dads who see life as one long campaign with random encounters.
⚡ Limited supply, once these mugs are gone, it’s game over.

Roll for initiative and snag this mug today, before Dad adds it to his “loot hoard” and declares it off-limits to the rest of the party. 🎲☕

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!