Don’t Worry, Dad’s Got a PlanCeramic Mug

Dad doesn’t improvise. Whether it’s handling monsters on the tabletop or chaos in the living room, he’s already three steps ahead and sipping coffee while the rest of you panic. This mug is for the Dungeon Master of both campaigns and carpools, the strategist who pretends it’s all luck while secretly running The Plan™. Limited stock, because even Dad can’t plan for a sold-out mug.

📜 Official gear for dads whose life strategy starts with hot coffee.
🎲 Works for plotting dungeon crawls or grocery store runs with equal precision.
🍺 Dishwasher safe, unlike that one character who wandered off alone.
🛡️ Solid enough to withstand critical spills, bad dice rolls, and dad jokes.
🔥 Grab yours before Dad adds “I told you so” to The Plan.

Stop guessing and start rolling with certainty, equip Dad’s mornings with this mug and watch his plan unfold. ☕🎲📜

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!