Dad: Work from Home? Nah, Work for Kids T-Shirt

Some dads log into Zoom. Others log into chaos. 🧃
This tee is for the guy whose “home office” is a toy-strewn war zone and whose co-workers have snack demands every 6 minutes. He’s not remote he’s on-site and fully booked by tiny, emotionally unstable clients.

Made from soft, dad-grade cotton blends that survive tantrums, spilled milk, and the fifth rewatch of Moana today.

Fabric details built for kid-fueled productivity:
✅ 100% cotton (because scratchy shirts are for childless men)
⚙️ 90% cotton, 10% polyester
🌫️ 99% cotton, 1% polyester
🍼 Heather colors: 50/50 cotton-poly blend, stretch-tested during hide-and-seek and high-speed Lego injuries

Why this shirt earns hazard pay:
👶 Perfect gift for SAHDs, WFH dads, or dads who never clock out
📋 Says what every dad’s been thinking since snack time started
👕 Comfy enough for naptime cuddles, strong enough for mess duty
😎 Instant credibility with other dads deep in the parenting trenches

Heads-up:
⚠️ May trigger spontaneous snack negotiations, shoe-tying requests, and someone yelling “Daaaaaad!” from the bathroom.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!