Soon To Be Dad — EST. 2025 T-Shirt
He’s gearing up for diaper duty, dad jokes, and total life domination. This shirt is the prequel to his legacy. 👊🍼
Streamlight MegaStream USB-C 1800 Lumen Rechargeable EDC
- 1800 lumens, 26,000 candela peak, 322 m beam distance; ~2 hours runtime on high
- Adjustable high/medium/low modes; push-button tail switch with momentary or constant-on operation
- Compact EDC design with pocket/hat clip; includes rechargeable battery, USB‑C cable, and holster
- Built-in charge indicator and USB‑C charging port (slide head cover back to charge)
- Machined aluminum alloy body with Type II MIL‑Spec anodized finish and unbreakable polycarbonate lens
- IPX7 waterproof (1 m for 30 min) and tested to 2 m impact resistance
- Limited lifetime warranty; model/part number 66210; color: black
Streamlight MicroStream 250lm USB Rechargeable EDC Flashlight
- Ultra-compact EDC flashlight — Streamlight MicroStream Model 66608 (Coyote), Part #66608
- Two outputs: High 250 lumens (68 m beam, 1.5 hr), Low 50 lumens (31 m beam, 3.5 hr)
- USB‑rechargeable integrated battery (no standalone lithium batteries sold with product)
- Multi-function push-button tail switch with charge indicator (red = charging, green = fully charged)
- Metal slide sleeve protects charge port; slide sleeve forward to reveal port
- Includes removable pocket clip, 5‑inch USB cable, and high‑strength lanyard
- Limited lifetime warranty
Strongest Men Make the Best Papas T-Shirt
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear this shirt and answer to “Papa.”
System Administrator of the House (A.K.A. Best Dad) T-Shirt
Because every household network needs a firewall, and Dad is it.
Tech Daddy T-Shirt
For the dad who can fix the router, set up the TV, and still get roasted by his kids for typing with two thumbs.
The Best Autism Dad In The World T-Shirt
Because “World’s Best Dad” mugs don’t cut it when you’re raising a legend.
The DinkFather T-Shirt
A shirt you can’t refuse. 😎🏓
The GirlFather T-Shirt
Because every daughter needs protection and Dad delivers it with authority.
The Knifefather – Knife Collector T-Shirt
You come to him with dull blades on the day of his BBQ. Classic mistake. 🔪🍖
The StepFather T-Shirt
Not a supporting role. The leading man.
The Veganfather T-Shirt
He doesn’t make you an offer you can’t refuse. He makes you a smoothie you can’t explain. 🌿😎
ThermoWorks DOT Kitchen Alarm Thermometer – Cayenne Red
- Recommended leave-in thermometer by America’s Test Kitchen; trusted by chefs and BBQ champions for reliability and performance
- Simple one-touch operation — set your target temperature with just two buttons
- High-temperature alarm plus included high-accuracy Pro-Series probe for meat, baking, and more
- Wide range: -58°F to 572°F (-50°C to 300°C) — ideal for sous vide, grilling, roasting, etc.
- Large, high-contrast backlit display for easy reading in any conditions
- Magnetic backing and kickstand for hands-free use; commercial-grade durability with IP65 splash resistance
- Lifetime customer support (American Fork, UT); Part Number AZ-1225-CY • Model 840358308508 • Color: Cayenne Pepper Red
ThermoWorks Thermapen ONE Instant Thermometer Cayenne Red
- 1-second instant-read thermometer for ultra-fast temperature checks
- Accuracy ±0.5°F (±0.3°C) with NIST-traceable calibration certificate
- Commercial-grade durability: IP67 waterproof rating and 5-year warranty
- 360° auto-rotating display, motion-sensing on/off, and intelligent backlight
- NSF certified for food safety and industry use
- Lifetime customer care and tech support based in American Fork, Utah
- Thermapen ONE, Cayenne Pepper Red (Part No. THS-AMN5-646)
This Dad Is Powered by Vegetables T-Shirt
Forget gas, forget caffeine, this dad runs on pure carrots, broccoli, and stubborn determination. 🥦🥕
Throwing Discs And Raising Legends T-Shirt
For the dad who can crush drives and raise champions sometimes on the same Saturday. 🥏👨👧👦
TIMEMORE Chestnut C2S Manual Conical Burr Grinder 25g Black
- Full-metal unibody construction for improved durability (solves C2 top-cover breakage)
- 38 mm conical stainless-steel burr, 5‑axis CNC machined, 55–58 HRC for uniform grind and minimal fines
- Double-bearing central-axis positioning for stable, consistent particle size
- Approximately 36-step adjustable coarseness (clockwise finer, anti-clockwise coarser)
- Built-in bearing and ergonomic 52 mm compact body for smooth, low-effort grinding even with small hands
- 25 g bean capacity, 700 g body weight—easy to disassemble, brush-clean and carry for travel
- Color: Black; Model/Part: C2S
Traeger Pro 22 6-in-1 Wood Pellet Grill & Smoker, 572 sq in
- Traeger Pro 22 wood-pellet grill & smoker — 6-in-1: grill, smoke, bake, roast, braise, BBQ
- 572 sq. in. cooking area — fits up to 24 burgers, 5 racks of ribs, or 4 whole chickens
- Digital Pro Controller for precise temps 180–450°F (±15°F) to grill hot or smoke low-and-slow
- Built-in meat probe and 18 lb pellet hopper with clean-out door for long cooks and quick flavor swaps
- Durable powder-coated steel body and porcelain-coated grates for easy cleanup and lasting performance
- Rugged sawhorse chassis with side lift bar and large wheels for effortless mobility
- Bronze finish, model/part TFB57PZBO; compatible with Traeger covers, liners, and accessories
Traeger Pro 34 Bronze Pellet Grill & Smoker – 884 sq in
- Electric wood-pellet grill & smoker (Bronze, Model TFB88PZBO)
- 884 sq. in. cooking area — fits 8 chickens, 7 racks of ribs, or 40 burgers
- 6‑in‑1 versatility: grill, smoke, bake, roast, braise, and BBQ
- Digital Pro Controller with Advanced Grilling Logic maintains ±15°F precision; 450°F max temp
- Includes meat probe for accurate internal-temperature monitoring
- Heavy‑duty steel construction with durable powder‑coat finish and porcelain grill grates
- All‑terrain wheels and easy‑to‑clean components for portability and maintenance
Trayvax Contour RFID Front-Pocket Minimalist Wallet – Black
- Sleek minimalist front-pocket wallet in Stealth Black — slim leather + metal design
- CNC-machined stainless steel plate with TiAIN PVD coating for durability and RFID blocking
- Top-grain oil-tanned leather exterior with durable finish; proudly made in the USA
- Holds up to 13 cards and 10 folded bills with adjustable leather strap and sliding clasp for quick access
- Built-in bottle opener, attachment point, and included Torx wrench for clasp adjustment
- Anti-theft RFID protection shields cards from unauthorized chip readers
- Backed by a 65-year heirloom warranty
Trayvax Venture Slim Front-Pocket Leather Wallet – Brown
- Trayvax Venture billfold in Frontier Brown — minimalist front-pocket wallet for men and women
- Hand-stitched premium 3 oz Horween leather with a precision-machined aircraft‑grade aluminum frame
- Slim, lightweight design with easy-access ID window for quick card or ID retrieval
- Built-in magnetic closure for effortless access; safe for high‑coercivity credit/debit stripes — avoid close contact with low‑coercivity key cards
- High capacity: holds up to 12 cards and ~20 cash bills or receipts
- Durable braided nylon thread construction built to last
- Backed by a 65-year heirloom warranty
Twin Dad EST.2025 T-Shirt
Because one baby wasn’t enough life handed him a double order.
Uno Casa XL Cast Iron Pie Iron – Campfire Sandwich Maker
- Ideal for camping — sturdy, easier to carry than most cast-iron pie irons for woods, mountains, or backyard use
- Pre-seasoned cast iron construction: non-stick, high-heat resistant, and rust-resistant when kept dry
- XL double-size square head holds more food than standard pie irons for larger meals
- Flavor-enhancing grill grid works as a Japanese-style sandwich maker and for varied campfire recipes
- Ergonomic design with two removable handles (13.8" & 21.6") for easy washing and compact storage
- Secure hook closure keeps the head tightly shut while cooking over coals or flames
- Simple care — wash with hot water and pat dry; includes an inspiring recipe e-book for ideas
Vegan Dad T-Shirt
For the dad who flips veggie burgers with the same authority as ribeyes.
Walnut End Grain Cutting Board with Juice Groove, Non-Slip
- End-grain American walnut construction for durability and “self-healing” cuts that protect knife edges
- Deep juice groove (holds up to ~3 ounces) to catch liquids and keep counters clean
- Includes stick-on rubber non-slip feet for stable, safer chopping
- 16.5" L x 11.6" W x 0.8" thick — heavy-duty yet suitable for most kitchen tasks
- Coated with natural beeswax oil (no chemical coatings) for water- and stain-resistance
- Checkered end-grain surface ideal for chopping vegetables, meat, and cheese
- Doubles as a charcuterie/serving board for parties and entertaining