Yes I Have A Retirement Plan I Plan On Watching Birds T-Shirt
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For the dad who’s trading boardrooms for binoculars. 🐦
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 | A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal. |
| Size | Length | Chest |
| XS | 27 | 31 - 34 |
| S | 28 | 34 - 37 |
| M | 29 | 38 - 41 |
| L | 30 | 42 - 45 |
| XL | 31 | 46 - 49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62 - 65 |
Description
This shirt is for the guy who doesn’t dream of golf in retirement he dreams of warblers, hawks, and maybe finally spotting that elusive owl. While everyone else is worried about 401(k)s, you’re more focused on 4:01 a.m. wake-up calls for prime birding hours. Made from soft cotton tough enough for hikes, road trips, and backyard stakeouts, it’s the official uniform for dads whose future is feathers. Forget the boring “retirement gift” mug this one speaks your language. Limited edition: don’t wait, or it’ll fly off faster than a spooked sparrow.
🐦 Retirement plan: confirmed. It involves binoculars and birds, not golf carts.
👕 Premium cotton: softer than down feathers, sturdier than your camping chair.
🔭 Perfect for long hikes, backyard feeders, or just avoiding honey-do lists.
🏆 A badge of honor for the Grumpy Dad tribe who swap Wall Street for wetlands.
⚡ Limited run grab one before it migrates south for good.
Click “Add to Cart” and lock in your retirement uniform today. 🦅
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