This is How I Roll T-Shirt

Some dads roll up to the golf course. You roll up to the table with miniatures, dice, and a glare that says “don’t test me on initiative order.” This shirt is your declaration of battle: comfortable, durable, and guaranteed to score charisma points with your tribe of fellow dice-chuckers. Forget novelty socks—this is the gear that tells the world you’re a dad who rolls deep. Supplies are limited, so claim yours before Todd the Forever DM loots your size.
– Premium cotton: softer than a nat 20 on persuasion, tougher than your rules lawyer cousin.

– Perfect for campaign nights, grilling sessions, and reminding your kids that dragons aren’t pets.

– Declares: “Yes, I still roll the dice. No, I don’t need luck.”

– Machine washable, unlike your fragile ego after rolling a 1.

– Limited run: grab it now before the dice gods curse you with “sold out.”

Click Add to Cart, roll initiative, and show the family that Dad always crits where it counts.

Want me to spin a variant of this listing that leans harder into the “tribe” angle—like joining the secret brotherhood of dice-rolling dads?

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!