

The Veganfather T-Shirt
$23.99 – $27.99Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
- Free US shipping from $35+
- 30-day returns
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Details:
He doesn’t make you an offer you can’t refuse. He makes you a smoothie you can’t explain. 🌿😎
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T-Shirts Size Guide
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Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
![]() | A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal. |
Size | Length | Chest |
XS | 27 | 31 - 34 |
S | 28 | 34 - 37 |
M | 29 | 38 - 41 |
L | 30 | 42 - 45 |
XL | 31 | 46 - 49 |
2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 |
3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 |
4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 |
5XL | 35 | 62 - 65 |
Description
Some dads command empires. Others command compost bins and tofu presses with the same level of respect.
This tee is for the dad who doesn’t need animal products to strike fear (or fiber) into your soul.
He runs the house, the grill (yes, plant-based), and the community garden — with quiet judgment and loud chickpea salad.
Made from cotton so soft, even your almond milk feels insecure.
Plant-powered shirt intel:
✅ 100% cotton — like nature intended
⚙️ 90% cotton, 10% polyester — engineered for endurance and enlightenment
🌿 99% cotton, 1% polyester — basically wearing air
🥬 Heather colors: 50/50 cotton-poly blend — like tofu and tamari, a perfect mix
Why it’s a shirt you can’t refuse:
🌱 For dads who say “pass the tempeh” and mean it
🧔 Bold design that says “I’m the boss,” but ethically sourced
💪 Soft, breathable, and surprisingly intimidating
🍅 Perfect for farmer’s markets, family dinners, or low-key judging your cheese drawer
Consider yourself warned:
⚠️ May cause sudden respect from strangers, meatless meal requests, and spontaneous herb gardening.
Each shirt is printed just for you — no waste, no bulk orders, no animals harmed. Just style, sustainability, and serious dad vibes.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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