Promoted to Grandpa Est 2022 T-Shirt

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He’s got a new title and even bigger shoes to fill (well, slippers). The “Promoted to Grandpa Est 2022” shirt is the ultimate gift for the guy who’s been waiting his whole life to hand out snacks, hugs, and unsolicited advice. With its throwback colors and proud baby feet, it’s built for comfort and instant favorite status. Ditch the generic gifts, give Grandpa something worth showing off at every family gathering. Only a handful printed, because you only get one first grandkid year.

• For the man who’s just discovered grandkids are way more fun than kids
• Retro stripes and baby feet graphic, nostalgic style, brand new bragging rights
• Ultra-comfy cotton, built for lap naps, snack runs, and “just one more” story time
• Great for first Father’s Day as Grandpa, birthdays, or everyday show-off sessions
• Limited print, so don’t let Grandpa miss out on his official new title

Add to cart and let Grandpa celebrate his promotion the right way, snacks and all.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I take care of my knife so it lasts longer than my in-laws’ opinions?
    Glad you asked. We offer three types of knives, and each has its own maintenance needs. Here’s the breakdown:

    1. Japanese Steel Knives (Yoshida Hamono – Aogami #2)

    • Dry immediately after use. These are high-carbon beauties—tough, sharp, but not fans of moisture.

       

    • Hand-wash only. No dishwashers. Ever. Seriously.

       

    • Use a wooden or end-grain cutting board to preserve that razor edge.

       

    • Oil the blade lightly with food-grade mineral oil if storing for long periods.

       

    2. Damascus Steel Knives (Grumpy Dad Fruit Knife)

    • Treat them like the fine tools they are: hand-wash, dry, and store safely.

       

    • Damascus needs a bit more TLC—occasional oiling helps keep rust at bay.

       

    • Avoid frozen foods or bone—these are precision cutters, not axes.

       

    3. X50CrMoV15 Steel Knives (Grumpy Dad Butcher Knife)

    • More rugged, less needy—but don’t get cocky.

       

    • Hand-wash and dry. Dishwasher safe in theory, but we don’t recommend it.

       

    • Perfect for meat-lovers—full-tang and heavy-duty, but still deserves respect.

       

    Q: How should I sharpen my knives without ruining them (or my countertop)?

    • Japanese & Damascus knives: Use a whetstone. Start with 1000 grit and move to 3000+ for polishing. Honing rods are fine between sharpening sessions.

       

    • X50 Steel (Butcher Knife): Can be sharpened with a whetstone, ceramic rod, or even a pull-through sharpener if you’re in a rush (though not our top pick).
    • Frequency? About every 3–6 months depending on use. When it starts squishing tomatoes instead of slicing—time to sharpen.

    Q: How long does shipping take?

    • Knives: 3–5 business days
    • Shirts, mugs, and other gear: 5–7 business days
      Because good things (and grumpiness) take time.

       

    Q: Do you offer free returns?
    Absolutely. We offer 30-day free returns, no questions asked.
    Just cover the return shipping, and we’ll handle the rest.

    Q: Where do you ship to?
    Currently, we ship to the USA only. Working on global domination… one grumpy dad at a time.

    Q: What sizes do your shirts come in?
    Our tees run from S to 3XL. They’re pre-shrunk and fit true to size, unless you’ve been lifting toddlers all day—then maybe size up.

    Q: Are your mugs dishwasher and microwave safe?
    Yes, unless you live dangerously and microwave metal (don’t).
    Our mugs are dishwasher-safe, lead-free, and ready to fuel your grumpiness.

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    Is bacon a good breakfast?
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