Plant Daddy Ceramic Mug

You didn’t choose the plant life, it sprouted around you. This mug celebrates the dad who can revive a drooping ficus with a glare and who talks to his succulents like they’re part of the family (because, let’s be honest, they kind of are). Built for early-morning watering sessions and caffeine-powered garden strategy. Dishwasher-safe, heavy-duty, and guaranteed to make your monstera proud. Limited batch, because the good soil always runs out fast.

🌿 Holds enough coffee to get through your morning plant inspection.
☕ Tough ceramic that’s more resilient than your overwatered basil.
🪴 Perfect for houseplant whisperers, patio pros, and greenhouse kings.
💪 Dishwasher-safe, because even the Plant Daddy needs rest.
⚡ Limited edition: grab one before it goes extinct like that poor cactus you “forgot.”

Add to cart, pour your brew, and water with authority. Join the Grumpy Dad tribe, where the soil’s rich, the humor’s dry, and the coffee’s always freshly potted.