I Just Want to Be a Stay-at-Home Dog Dad T-Shirt

Some dads dream of yachts. This one dreams of napping next to a snoring Labrador at 2 PM. 🐶
This tee is for the man who’s over meetings and just wants more time with his four-legged best friend. Whether he’s throwing tennis balls, cooking “people food” the dog will definitely get, or planning a retirement that starts now, this shirt is his new uniform.

Comfortable, durable, and totally judgment-free, just like the dog.

Fabric details that pass the couch test:
✅ 100% cotton (approved by 9 out of 10 shedding dogs)
⚙️90% cotton, 10% polyester
🌫️99% cotton, 1% polyester
🐾 Heather colors: 50/50 cotton-poly blend, breathable enough for walkies, naps, and backyard squirrel patrol

Why this shirt belongs in his rotation:
🐕 Perfect gift for dog dads, dog lovers, or dog-obsessed introverts
🦴 Features bold, humorous graphic that says “no Zoom calls, just zoomies”
👕 Soft enough for belly rub breaks, tough enough for muddy paw prints
😎 Instantly makes him the alpha of the dog park

Heads-up:
⚠️ May cause uncontrollable tail wags and envy from dudes stuck at the office.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!