Headphones In, Dad Mode On Ceramic Mug

You’ve earned your right to tune out the chaos. Whether it’s kids arguing over Wi-Fi or the dog barking at a leaf, this mug’s your daily signal that Dad’s in focus mode, or avoidance mode, same thing. Built for those who sip coffee like it’s a meditation and nod to their own soundtrack of sanity. Heavy-duty ceramic, dishwasher-safe, and built to survive a few eye rolls. Limited edition, because Dad patience and stock both run out fast.

🎧 Perfect for those “pretend you didn’t hear that” moments.
☕ Holds enough coffee to power through another round of “Dad, can you help me?”
💪 Tough ceramic: like your tolerance for background noise.
🔥 Dishwasher-safe and judgment-proof.
⚡ Limited drop: grab one before your spouse mistakes it for theirs.

Add to cart, crank your playlist, and sip like the legend you are. Join the Grumpy Dad tribe, where silence is sacred and coffee is loud.