Grumpy Dad Co 8″ Damascus Chef Knife

Grumpy Dad Co 8″ Damascus Chef Knife – Hand-Finished Kitchen Knife with G10 Handle & Mosaic Pin | Razor-Sharp Japanese Style Blade | Food-Safe Steel Certified | Bold Gift for Culinary Dads

$55.00

Share this product:

Description

Grumpy Dad 8″ Damascus Chef Knife — Where Sharpness Meets Attitude

Why Dad Will Love It

  • Stunning Damascus Steel — Layers of SGS-certified Damascus create the signature wave pattern and zero heavy-metal migration, so it’s as safe as it is sharp.
  • Grumpy Dad Swagger — Branded with our exclusive Grumpy Dad seal; it says, “I’m not here to play with my food.”
  • Full-Tang G10 Handle — Triple-riveted for strength, topped with a mosaic pin for style, and engineered for a no-slip grip from brisket to bell pepper.
  • Hand-Finished Razor Edge — Professionally honed to glide through thousands of cuts without quitting.
  • Gift-Ready & Guaranteed — Arrives in premium packaging — perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or kitchen takeovers.

Key Specs

FeatureDetail
Blade length8 in / 203 mm
SteelDamascus, SGS food-safe certified
ConstructionFull tang, triple rivets, mosaic pin
Handle materialG10 fiberglass laminate

Cut Like a Legend

Whether Dad is dicing onions, slicing brisket, or just making a late-night sandwich with flair, this knife handles it all—and looks good doing it. Because when you’re a Grumpy Dad, you don’t just cook—you carve your legacy.

Care Tips

  1. Hand-wash, wipe dry.
  2. Store on a magnetic strip or in a knife block.
  3. Touch up on a whetstone (1 000/6 000 grit) to maintain that laser edge.

Grumpy Dad. Sharp Knife. Enough said.

Reviews

There are no reviews yet.

Be the first to review “Grumpy Dad Co 8″ Damascus Chef Knife”

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *


Frequently Asked Questions

Damascus Steel Knives (Grumpy Dad Fruit Knife)
  • Treat them like the fine tools they are: hand-wash, dry, and store safely.
  • Damascus needs a bit more TLC—occasional oiling helps keep rust at bay.
  • Avoid frozen foods or bone—these are precision cutters, not axes.
X50CrMoV15 Steel Knives (Grumpy Dad Butcher Knife)
  • More rugged, less needy—but don’t get cocky.
  • Hand-wash and dry. Dishwasher safe in theory, but we don’t recommend it.
  • Perfect for meat-lovers—full-tang and heavy-duty, but still deserves respect.
  • X50 Steel (Butcher Knife): Can be sharpened with a whetstone, ceramic rod, or even a pull-through sharpener if you’re in a rush (though not our top pick).
  • Frequency? About every 3–6 months depending on use. When it starts squishing tomatoes instead of slicing—time to sharpen.
  • Knives: 3–5 business days
  • Shirts, mugs, and other gear: 5–7 business days
    Because good things (and grumpiness) take time.
  • We offer 30-day free returns, no questions asked.
    Just cover the return shipping, and we’ll handle the rest.
  • Currently, we ship to the USA only. Working on global domination… one grumpy dad at a time.
  • All major cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, and the occasional dad joke—though Visa processes faster.
  • Safer than the secret chocolate stash you think your kids haven’t found. 256-bit SSL + PCI-compliant checkout.
  • 30-day money-back guarantee, no-questions-asked. (Well, maybe one sarcastic question, but we’ll refund anyway.)
0
    0
    Your Cart
    Your cart is emptyReturn to Shop

    Want 10% Off?
    Of Course You Do.

    Get your 10% welcome discount instantly, because being grumpy doesn’t mean paying full price.