First I Drink Coffee Then I Built Things T-Shirt

This shirt is for the dad whose workshop doesn’t open until the mug is empty. First the coffee kicks in, then the hammer swings, and suddenly there’s a deck, a birdhouse, or a “totally straight” shelf that Mom will definitely notice. Made with soft cotton that can handle both sawdust and spilled espresso, this isn’t just a shirt: it’s a dad mission statement. Forget the socks and ties, this is the gift that says, “I build things, but only after I’ve had my liquid motivation.” Add it to your cart before your teenager decides it’s “vintage” and steals it.

Runs on coffee. ☕ Powered by sarcasm, finished with questionable carpentry.

Premium cotton. 👕 Softer than that scrap wood pile you’ll “use one day.”

Perfect for garages. 🚗 Backyard projects, and pretending you know how to read instructions.

A badge of honor. 🏆 For the Grumpy Dad tribe: coffee drinkers, builders, and eye-rollers.

Limited run. ⚡ Grab yours before the kids start using it as their paint rag.

Click “Add to Cart” before the coffee wears off.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!