First I Drink Coffee Then I Build Things Ceramic Mug

Every dad knows the sacred order of operations: coffee first, projects second, grumbling always. This mug is the battle flag of the garage warriors, backyard builders, and honey-do list survivors. It’s heavy-duty ceramic, so it won’t crack under pressure (unlike your patience when someone “helps”). Forget flimsy novelty mugs: this one’s for the tribe of dads who measure weekends in cups of coffee and half-finished projects. Limited run, because procrastination is universal, but this mug won’t wait around.

🔨 Declares the true dad workflow: caffeinate, then construct.
☕ Solid ceramic: built tougher than your neighbor’s wobbly deck.
🪚 Perfect for garage sessions, shed escapes, or dodging family Zoom calls.
🧽 Dishwasher safe: Dad doesn’t handwash mugs, he hand-builds stuff.
⚡ Limited stock: grab it before your spouse adds it to the “donate” pile.

Add to cart now: before your coffee goes cold and your kid borrows it for “art supplies.” ☕🔧