 
				
				 
				
				First I Drink Coffee Then I Build Things Ceramic Mug
$22.99 – $26.99Price range: $22.99 through $26.99
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Because no masterpiece or lopsided birdhouse ever started without caffeine.
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Description
Every dad knows the sacred order of operations: coffee first, projects second, grumbling always. This mug is the battle flag of the garage warriors, backyard builders, and honey-do list survivors. It’s heavy-duty ceramic, so it won’t crack under pressure (unlike your patience when someone “helps”). Forget flimsy novelty mugs: this one’s for the tribe of dads who measure weekends in cups of coffee and half-finished projects. Limited run, because procrastination is universal, but this mug won’t wait around.
🔨 Declares the true dad workflow: caffeinate, then construct.
☕ Solid ceramic: built tougher than your neighbor’s wobbly deck.
🪚 Perfect for garage sessions, shed escapes, or dodging family Zoom calls.
🧽 Dishwasher safe: Dad doesn’t handwash mugs, he hand-builds stuff.
⚡ Limited stock: grab it before your spouse adds it to the “donate” pile.
Add to cart now: before your coffee goes cold and your kid borrows it for “art supplies.” ☕🔧
 
	
 
				 
				 
				 
				 
				 
								 
								 
								 
								 
								 
								 
		 
			 
		 
			 
		 
			 
		 
			 
		 
			 
		 
			








 
						
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