Some dads go to an office. This one runs the office, the office being your house. 🧼
This tee is for the man balancing diaper blowouts and toy negotiations while pretending he totally meant to burn those chicken nuggets. He’s not just a stay-at-home dad, he’s a full-blown domestic engineer, equipped with spreadsheets, spit-up cloths, and tactical snack pouches.
Soft, tough, and ready for juice spills, park sprints, and 12 straight hours of “Bluey.”
Fabric details that pass the durability test:
✅ 100% cotton (because the laundry pile is already aggressive)
⚙️ 90% cotton, 10% polyester
🌫️ 99% cotton, 1% polyester
🧃 Heather colors: 50/50 cotton-poly blend breathable enough for chase scenes and cleanup duty
Why this shirt deserves hazard pay:
🍼 Great gift for the real MVP of the household
🧼 Bold, distressed design to match his mental state
👕 Tough enough for dad life, soft enough for nap duty
😎 Announces his job title loud and proud, no explanations necessary
Heads-up:
⚠️ May cause strangers to say “Aww, good for you!” while he deadpans and mutters something about loading the dishwasher again.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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