Dad Woodworker Genius T-Shirt

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Your dad can turn a pile of scrap wood into a throne, and he’ll remind you of it every time you sit down. The “Dad Woodworker Genius” shirt isn’t just a badge, it’s a warning to all flat-pack furniture and a tribute to every splinter, project, and pun along the way. Built tough for the dad who’s always on call for “just one more” repair. Makes a better Father’s Day gift than another set of pliers (trust us). Grab one before they’re sawdust, because the Grumpy Dad tribe is for builders, not bystanders.

• Because Dad doesn’t just “fix” things, he upgrades them (and tells you how you should have done it).
• Premium cotton comfort for marathon shop sessions or quick backyard lectures.
• Classic tool-and-gear graphic, subtle enough for date night, obvious enough for the garage.
• For the dad who can eyeball a measurement and somehow still hit perfection.
• Limited run, claim yours before your sibling tries to impress him with another mug.

Show the world you come from solid stock. Add to cart now and let Dad wear his genius (and that smirk) with pride!

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    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I take care of my knife so it lasts longer than my in-laws’ opinions?
    Glad you asked. We offer three types of knives, and each has its own maintenance needs. Here’s the breakdown:

    1. Japanese Steel Knives (Yoshida Hamono – Aogami #2)

    • Dry immediately after use. These are high-carbon beauties—tough, sharp, but not fans of moisture.

       

    • Hand-wash only. No dishwashers. Ever. Seriously.

       

    • Use a wooden or end-grain cutting board to preserve that razor edge.

       

    • Oil the blade lightly with food-grade mineral oil if storing for long periods.

       

    2. Damascus Steel Knives (Grumpy Dad Fruit Knife)

    • Treat them like the fine tools they are: hand-wash, dry, and store safely.

       

    • Damascus needs a bit more TLC—occasional oiling helps keep rust at bay.

       

    • Avoid frozen foods or bone—these are precision cutters, not axes.

       

    3. X50CrMoV15 Steel Knives (Grumpy Dad Butcher Knife)

    • More rugged, less needy—but don’t get cocky.

       

    • Hand-wash and dry. Dishwasher safe in theory, but we don’t recommend it.

       

    • Perfect for meat-lovers—full-tang and heavy-duty, but still deserves respect.

       

    Q: How should I sharpen my knives without ruining them (or my countertop)?

    • Japanese & Damascus knives: Use a whetstone. Start with 1000 grit and move to 3000+ for polishing. Honing rods are fine between sharpening sessions.

       

    • X50 Steel (Butcher Knife): Can be sharpened with a whetstone, ceramic rod, or even a pull-through sharpener if you’re in a rush (though not our top pick).
    • Frequency? About every 3–6 months depending on use. When it starts squishing tomatoes instead of slicing—time to sharpen.

    Q: How long does shipping take?

    • Knives: 3–5 business days
    • Shirts, mugs, and other gear: 5–7 business days
      Because good things (and grumpiness) take time.

       

    Q: Do you offer free returns?
    Absolutely. We offer 30-day free returns, no questions asked.
    Just cover the return shipping, and we’ll handle the rest.

    Q: Where do you ship to?
    Currently, we ship to the USA only. Working on global domination… one grumpy dad at a time.

    Q: What sizes do your shirts come in?
    Our tees run from S to 3XL. They’re pre-shrunk and fit true to size, unless you’ve been lifting toddlers all day—then maybe size up.

    Q: Are your mugs dishwasher and microwave safe?
    Yes, unless you live dangerously and microwave metal (don’t).
    Our mugs are dishwasher-safe, lead-free, and ready to fuel your grumpiness.

    Q: Can I change or cancel my order?
    If it hasn’t shipped, we’ll do our best to catch it.
    Email us ASAP at support@grumpydadco.com.

    Q: Is this a good gift for Father’s Day?
    Is bacon a good breakfast?
    Yes. Grumpy Dad Co. gear is made to be gifted—to dads, stepdads, and honorary dads everywhere.

    Q: Do you include gift messages?
    Sure thing. Just add a note at checkout, and we’ll include it.
    (No judgment on your dad joke game… well, maybe a little.)

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