Cycling Dad Hat 🚴 – Like a Regular Dad, But Cooler 😎

Some dads ride bikes. Cool dads own it. This distressed dad hat is for the guy who pedals through life with caffeine in his veins ☕, sarcasm in his heart ❤️‍🔥, and zero interest in sunburns ☀️.

Crafted from 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill with a soft, unstructured crown and an adjustable strap, it fits like it’s already been on 47 family bike rides and 1 awkward school fundraiser 🎒. The distressed finish gives it that “I’ve had this since before your training wheels came off” energy.

Perfect for grumpy cycling dads—or anyone shopping for one who pretends he doesn’t like gifts 🎁.

Specs that matter (even if he pretends not to care):
• ✅ 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• 🧵 6-panel, low-profile fit that doesn’t scream “trying too hard”
• 🚫 No stiff buckram = no helmet hair traps
• 🧢 Soft crown, 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 🌬️ 6 sewn eyelets for breathability
• 🔁 Adjustable hook-and-loop closure for post-ride adjustments (and cursing)

🛠️ Made to order, just for you. That means it takes a smidge longer to ship—but it also means you’re not contributing to overproduction. ♻️ Thanks for making thoughtful choices (even if you’re grumpy about it).