Cycling Dad Hat 🚴 – Like a Regular Dad, But Cooler 😎

Sun protection β˜€οΈ with dad-grade sarcasm 😏. This distressed hat says what every cycling dad’s thinking: β€œI’m cooler than your average dad.” Made for comfort, worn with pride.

$25.98

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Some dads ride bikes. Cool dads own it. This distressed dad hat is for the guy who pedals through life with caffeine in his veins β˜•, sarcasm in his heart ❀️‍πŸ”₯, and zero interest in sunburns β˜€οΈ.

Crafted from 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill with a soft, unstructured crown and an adjustable strap, it fits like it’s already been on 47 family bike rides and 1 awkward school fundraiser πŸŽ’. The distressed finish gives it that β€œI’ve had this since before your training wheels came off” energy.

Perfect for grumpy cycling dadsβ€”or anyone shopping for one who pretends he doesn’t like gifts 🎁.

Specs that matter (even if he pretends not to care):
β€’ βœ… 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
β€’ 🧡 6-panel, low-profile fit that doesn’t scream “trying too hard”
β€’ 🚫 No stiff buckram = no helmet hair traps
β€’ 🧒 Soft crown, 6 stitched rows on the brim
β€’ 🌬️ 6 sewn eyelets for breathability
β€’ πŸ” Adjustable hook-and-loop closure for post-ride adjustments (and cursing)

πŸ› οΈ Made to order, just for you. That means it takes a smidge longer to shipβ€”but it also means you’re not contributing to overproduction. ♻️ Thanks for making thoughtful choices (even if you’re grumpy about it).

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  • Use a mild detergentβ€”no bleach or harsh chemicals.

  • Select a gentle cycle; rough spins weaken fibers.

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  • If ironing is needed, do so inside-out on low heat, especially over prints.

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  • Dry thoroughlyβ€”trapped moisture around rims and handles fosters mildew.

  • Store upright or individually on saucers to protect rims from chipping.

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