Some dads ride bikes. Cool dads own it. This distressed dad hat is for the guy who pedals through life with caffeine in his veins โ, sarcasm in his heart โค๏ธโ๐ฅ, and zero interest in sunburns โ๏ธ.
Crafted from 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill with a soft, unstructured crown and an adjustable strap, it fits like itโs already been on 47 family bike rides and 1 awkward school fundraiser ๐. The distressed finish gives it that โIโve had this since before your training wheels came offโ energy.
Perfect for grumpy cycling dadsโor anyone shopping for one who pretends he doesnโt like gifts ๐.
Specs that matter (even if he pretends not to care):
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100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
โข ๐งต 6-panel, low-profile fit that doesn’t scream “trying too hard”
โข ๐ซ No stiff buckram = no helmet hair traps
โข ๐งข Soft crown, 6 stitched rows on the brim
โข ๐ฌ๏ธ 6 sewn eyelets for breathability
โข ๐ Adjustable hook-and-loop closure for post-ride adjustments (and cursing)
๐ ๏ธ Made to order, just for you. That means it takes a smidge longer to shipโbut it also means youโre not contributing to overproduction. โป๏ธ Thanks for making thoughtful choices (even if you’re grumpy about it).
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