Description
Some dads ride bikes. Cool dads own it. This distressed dad hat is for the guy who pedals through life with caffeine in his veins β, sarcasm in his heart β€οΈβπ₯, and zero interest in sunburns βοΈ.
Crafted from 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill with a soft, unstructured crown and an adjustable strap, it fits like itβs already been on 47 family bike rides and 1 awkward school fundraiser π. The distressed finish gives it that βIβve had this since before your training wheels came offβ energy.
Perfect for grumpy cycling dadsβor anyone shopping for one who pretends he doesnβt like gifts π.
Specs that matter (even if he pretends not to care):
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100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
β’ π§΅ 6-panel, low-profile fit that doesn’t scream “trying too hard”
β’ π« No stiff buckram = no helmet hair traps
β’ π§’ Soft crown, 6 stitched rows on the brim
β’ π¬οΈ 6 sewn eyelets for breathability
β’ π Adjustable hook-and-loop closure for post-ride adjustments (and cursing)
π οΈ Made to order, just for you. That means it takes a smidge longer to shipβbut it also means youβre not contributing to overproduction. β»οΈ Thanks for making thoughtful choices (even if you’re grumpy about it).
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