All My Dad Jokes Are Backed Up in the Dadabase T-Shirt

Dad jokes aren’t random, they’re archived, indexed, and ready to deploy at maximum cringe. This shirt is for the guy who thinks “backup storage” means repeating the same joke three times until someone laughs. A retro floppy disk meets a retro sense of humor, making this tee a badge of honor for fathers who refuse to delete their best (or worst) material. Warning: laughter, groans, and eye-rolls are guaranteed.

Why It’s Worth Your Bandwidth:

💾 Perfect for the dad who still calls it “the Facebook” and insists floppy disks will make a comeback.

📂 Humor stored redundantly, so you’ll never run out of puns at the dinner table.

😂 Built to survive years of eye-rolls from teenagers who “don’t get it.”

🎁 Great gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or when you just need to apologize for groaning too hard.

⏳ Limited stock—because once this joke uploads, it won’t download again.

Add to cart now—before Dad upgrades his database to “Dadaverse 2.0.”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!