Steak, peppers, herbs, and knife on cutting board.
Steak, peppers, herbs, and knife on cutting board.
Person slicing raw meat on cutting board in kitchen.
Chef displaying knife set on wooden stand.

šŸ”Ŗ Grumpy Dad Heavy-Duty Butcher Knife

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This ainā€™t your average kitchen knife. With a brutal 8.25ā€ X50 steel blade and 13ā€ of full-tang fury, the Grumpy Dad Butcher Knife is built to break down meat, slice through bone, and intimidate roasts into submission.

$105.00

2 in stock

Available on: September 30, 2025 at 12:00 am
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Steak, peppers, herbs, and knife on cutting board.
Steak, peppers, herbs, and knife on cutting board.
Person slicing raw meat on cutting board in kitchen.
Chef displaying knife set on wooden stand.

$105.00

This ainā€™t your average kitchen knife. With a brutal 8.25ā€ X50 steel blade and 13ā€ of full-tang fury, the Grumpy Dad Butcher Knife is built to break down meat, slice through bone, and intimidate roasts into submission.

2 in stock

Available on: September 30, 2025 at 12:00 am
SKU: KNF-GD-BTC-X50-10-CN Category: Brand:

Description

Warning: This knife does not play well with tofu.

The Grumpy Dad Butcher Knife is your kitchenā€™s final boss ā€” a heavy-duty meat cleaver with the attitude and steel to back it up. Forged from premium X50CrMoV15 steel, this beast of a blade is built to handle it all: ribs, roasts, brisket, bone, and your brother-in-lawā€™s “famous” overcooked turkey.

Specs that mean business:

  • šŸ”Ŗ 8.25ā€ razor-honed blade with a 13ā€ total length
  • āš–ļø Weighs 1.13 lbs ā€“ perfectly balanced for powerful cuts
  • šŸ› ļø Full-tang construction for stability and durability
  • šŸ§· G10 handle with triple rivets and signature mosaic pin
  • šŸ§Ŗ X50 steel for edge retention and corrosion resistance

The textured black finish gives this blade a rugged, forged-in-fire look, while the laser-etched Grumpy Dad logo on the face lets everyone know this kitchen runs on grit, not fluff.

Great for BBQ masters, meat lovers, and dads who don’t mess around at the cutting board.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Damascus Steel Knives (Grumpy Dad Fruit Knife)
  • Treat them like the fine tools they are: hand-wash, dry, and store safely.
  • Damascus needs a bit more TLCā€”occasional oilingĀ helps keep rust at bay.
  • Avoid frozen foods or boneā€”these are precision cutters, not axes.
X50CrMoV15 Steel Knives (Grumpy Dad Butcher Knife)
  • More rugged, less needyā€”but donā€™t get cocky.
  • Hand-wash and dry. Dishwasher safe in theory,Ā but we donā€™t recommend it.
  • Perfect for meat-loversā€”full-tang and heavy-duty, but still deserves respect.
  • X50 Steel (Butcher Knife):Ā Can be sharpened with a whetstone, ceramic rod, or even aĀ pull-through sharpenerĀ if youā€™re in a rush (though not our top pick).
  • Frequency? About every 3ā€“6 months depending on use. When it starts squishing tomatoes instead of slicingā€”time to sharpen.
  • Knives:Ā 3ā€“5 business days
  • Shirts, mugs, and other gear:Ā 5ā€“7 business days
    Because good things (and grumpiness) take time.
  • We offerĀ 30-day free returns, no questions asked.
    Just cover the return shipping, and weā€™ll handle the rest.
  • Currently, we ship to theĀ USA only. Working on global dominationā€¦ one grumpy dad at a time.
  • All major cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, and the occasional dad jokeā€”though Visa processes faster.
  • Safer than the secret chocolate stash you think your kids havenā€™t found. 256-bit SSL + PCI-compliant checkout.
  • 30-day money-back guarantee, no-questions-asked. (Well, maybe one sarcastic question, but weā€™ll refund anyway.)

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