For the dad who plays chess, not checkers, and still wins at both.

Turn up your mornings the way Dad turns up the thermostat: all the way.

For the dad who thinks a “quick game” is anything under four hours and a rulebook the size of War and Peace.

For the dad who runs on caffeine, chaos, and controller batteries.

For the dad who keeps the Wi-Fi alive, the passwords remembered, and the household server (aka Mom) running smoothly. 💻☕

For the dad who captures memories, controls lighting, and loses patience the second someone smudges the lens.

For the dad who’s been resetting routers since dial-up. Because every “it’s not working” crisis deserves caffeine and respect. 💻☕

For the dad who’s officially licensed to broadcast, but still needs coffee clearance first.

For the dad who doesn’t just build things, he masterminds them after caffeine.

For the man who can fix anything with duct tape, a screwdriver, and a mild level of frustration.

For the dad who’s part dad joke, part guac enthusiast, and 100% legend. Smooth, bold, and maybe a little overripe, but still the good kind. 💪😂

Because teamwork makes the meal work. Especially when one of you burns the toast and the other one eats the evidence.