Grumpy Dad Co

Father. Husband. Meat. Smoke. Legend Ceramic Mug

Price range: $22.99 through $26.99

For the dad who treats the grill like a temple and the smoke like a love language.

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First I Drink Coffee Then I Build Things Ceramic Mug

Price range: $22.99 through $26.99

Because no masterpiece or lopsided birdhouse ever started without caffeine.

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First I Drink Coffee Then I Built Things T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
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Forest Green
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Coffee first, sawdust second. A uniform for dads who know caffeine is the foundation of all great DIY projects. ☕🪚

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Fueled by Dad Jokes and Coffee T-Shirt

Price range: $23.50 through $29.50
Dark Grey
Forest
Navy

The holy trinity: bad puns, black coffee, and dad mode activated. ☕️😎

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Full Time Dad Part Time Rpg Master T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

For the dad who knows the only six-pack that matters is a set of dice.

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Full-Time Dad, Part-Time RPG Master Ceramic Mug

Price range: $22.99 through $26.99

For the dad who balances diaper duty with dice rolls and thinks bedtime stories are just side quests.

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Gaming Dad – Just Like a Normal Dad, Only Cooler T-Shirt

Price range: $23.69 through $29.69
Charcoal
Forest Green
Navy

Leveling up fatherhood like it’s a side quest. For the dad who juggles diapers and high scores like a pro. 🎮🧔‍♂️

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Girl Dad Est. 2025 Ceramic Mug

Price range: $22.99 through $26.99

For the soon-to-be dad who’s about to trade late-night gaming for late-night feedings. One life lost, infinite hearts gained. 💪❤️

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Girl Dad EST. 2025 T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
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Charcoal
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Because stepdads don’t “step in” they level up.

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Grill Master Ceramic Mug

Price range: $22.99 through $26.99

For the dad who flips burgers, commands the flame, and runs on equal parts pride and black coffee.

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Grill Master The Man The Myth Legend T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
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Some dads golf. Some dads fish. But the true legends wield tongs like Excalibur over a smoky kingdom of ribs and burgers.

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Grumpy Dad 3.5″ Damascus Fruit Knife

Original price was: $45.00.Current price is: $29.98.

3.5″ Damascus fruit knife—SGS food-safe steel, G10 handle + mosaic pin; razor-sharp attitude for snack-prep dads.

Free USA shipping  ·  ↩️ 30-day returns  ·  🔪 Razor-sharp guarantee

Grumpy Dad Co 8″ Damascus Chef Knife

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$55.00

Grumpy Dad Co 8″ Damascus Chef Knife – Hand-Finished Kitchen Knife with G10 Handle & Mosaic Pin | Razor-Sharp Japanese Style Blade | Food-Safe Steel Certified | Bold Gift for Culinary Dads

Free USA shipping  ·  ↩️ 30-day returns  ·  🔪 Razor-sharp guarantee

Grumpy Dad Co Camellia Oil (Food Grade) — Knife Rust Prevention & Wood Board Conditioner, 100 ml / 3.7 oz

$9.98

Protect your knives like you actually paid for them. Grumpy Dad Co Food-Grade Camellia Oil (100 ml / 3.7 oz) creates a clean, non-sticky barrier that helps prevent rust on carbon steel and stainless blades—while also conditioning cutting boards and wooden handles. Neutral, food-safe, and easy to apply with zero weird aftertaste.

Grumpy Dad Co Distressed Dad Hat – Low Profile, High Attitude

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$24.98
Charcoal Grey
Navy

A dad hat with just the right amount of edge. For grumps who know cool never tries too hard.

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Ham Radio Dad Ceramic Mug

Price range: $22.99 through $26.99

For the dad who speaks in call signs, knows Morse code, and still needs his morning coffee to function.

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Ham Radio Legend Dad Ceramic Mug

Price range: $22.99 through $26.99

For the dad who speaks in call signs, knows Morse code, and still needs his morning coffee to function.

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Headphones In Dad Mode On T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $28.71
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

For the dad who turns chores into concerts and chaos into playlists.

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Headphones In, Dad Mode On Ceramic Mug

Price range: $22.99 through $26.99

When the world gets loud, this mug gets louder.

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Husband Dad Beekeeping Legend Ceramic Mug

Price range: $22.99 through $26.99

Because managing a family and a hive takes the same skills: patience, smoke, and a strong cup of coffee.

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Husband Dad Beekeeping Legend T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
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Charcoal
Forest Green
Navy
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He’s your rock, your grill master, your bee whisperer. This shirt just makes it official. 🧔❤️🐝

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Husband Dad Board Games Legend Ceramic Mug

Price range: $22.99 through $26.99

For the dad who doesn’t just play games—he dominates them.

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Husband Dad Board Games Legend T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
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Forest Green
Navy
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For the dad who’d rather crush you in Scrabble than run a marathon.

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Husband Dad Lawn Care Legend T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

For the man who treats his lawn like Augusta National and the mower like a chariot of glory.

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I Am Lucky For My Gamer Dad T-Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
Black
Forest Green
Navy
White

Because not every kid gets Player One as their dad. 😎

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