For the papa who dominates the court and the family BBQ. 🏓🔥

For the dad whose drives are decent, but his dad jokes are under par. 🥏😎

For the dad whose soil is sacred and whose succulents fear his pruning shears.

Because Dad didn’t raise a fool, he raised a smartass, and he’s proud of it.

Because being her dad isn’t just a role it’s the greatest honor he’ll ever earn.

Because some dads make excuses real dads make twins.

He runs fast, parents hard, and still makes time for dad jokes at mile 5. 🏃‍♂️😎

For the dad who flips, chops, and burns calories keeping kids fed on time.

Because nothing says “joy” like double diapers, double noise, and double trouble.

Because every household network needs a firewall, and Dad is it.

For the dad who’d rather crush you in Scrabble than run a marathon.