A shirt you can’t refuse. 😎🏓

For the dad who rules the table with dice in one hand and dad jokes in the other.

For the dad who trims stress with the same precision he trims the lawn.

You come to him with dull blades on the day of his BBQ. Classic mistake. 🔪🍖

Forget gas, forget caffeine, this dad runs on pure carrots, broccoli, and stubborn determination. 🥦🥕

For the dad who loves his family but sometimes wishes they orbited a little farther away.

Because one baby wasn’t enough life handed him a double order.

For the dad who thinks “easy to learn, quick to play” is code for “not worth my Saturday.”

Because running a family and running lobbies both require legendary skills. 🕹️

For the dad who believes BBQ is an art form and he’s Michelangelo with tongs.

For the dad who’s trading boardrooms for binoculars. 🐦

Because real dads aren’t defined by DNA, they’re defined by showing up.