Some dads hand out lectures. You hand out character sheets. This shirt is your banner, stitched for the proud nerdy dad who knows a d20 teaches resilience, problem-solving, and why fireballs solve most problems. Comfortable enough for family game night, durable enough for backyard battles, it’s the official uniform of dads who raise heroes both at the table and in real life. Don’t wait—these shirts disappear faster than your kid’s patience during rule explanations.
– Premium cotton: softer than bardic inspiration, tougher than a dungeon crawl.
Perfect for campaign nights, school pickup, or grilling in full dad authority.
– Declares: “I don’t just raise kids. I raise characters.”
– Machine washable, unlike the stack of crumpled character sheets.
– Limited drop: get one before the dice gods crit-fail your size.
Click Add to Cart and join the brotherhood of dads who prove nerdy is legendary.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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