Full Time Dad Part Time Rpg Master T-Shirt

Some dads tell bedtime stories. You narrate full-blown campaigns with dice, maps, and an unhealthy number of voices. This shirt is your double life stitched in cotton: provider of snacks, fixer of bikes, and the Dungeon Master who ensures no one escapes game night alive. Built for comfort, sarcasm, and critical hits, it’s the ultimate badge of honor for dads who run both households and epic adventures. Stock is limited, so roll initiative before it vanishes faster than your players’ attention spans.

– Premium cotton: softer than a nat 20, tougher than explaining THAC0 to teenagers.

– Perfect for game nights, dad jokes, and intimidating your kid’s friends with side quests.

– Declares: “Yes, I’m Dad. Yes, I control the universe.”

– Machine washable, unlike that pile of miniatures and dice bags.

– Limited run: claim yours before your party raids the loot table.

Click Add to Cart and level up your dad uniform: because the campaign doesn’t run itself.

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!