Unless It Has 30 Pages of Rules And 500 Pieces I Don’t Want To Play It T-Shirt

Some dads settle for Candy Land. You settle for nothing less than 30 pages of rules, 500 tiny pieces, and at least two hours of setup time. This shirt is your badge of honor, the declaration that real dads don’t fear complexity—they thrive in it. Soft, durable, and sarcastic, it’s perfect for late-night campaigns, marathon strategy sessions, or scaring your family out of suggesting Uno. Don’t wait, because this limited run will disappear faster than your patience during rules explanations.

– Premium cotton: softer than your game mat, tougher than your rules lawyer buddy.

– Declares: “Yes, I read the manual. Twice.”

– Perfect for marathon Eurogames, sprawling war games, and crushing lightweights at the table.

– Machine washable, unlike the 500 fiddly pieces you just lost under the couch.

Limited drop: grab yours before the casual gamers water down the fun.

Click Add to Cart and prove that Dad doesn’t play games—he masters them.

Want me to also write a shorter, roast-style version of this listing that reads like the shirt itself is mocking lazy players?

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