

I Don’t Wear Bows I Shoot Them T-Shirt
$23.99 – $27.99Price range: $23.99 through $27.99
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Details:
Because the only bow you’ll ever wear is drawn back at 70 pounds.
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T-Shirts Size Guide
Measure yourself
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Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
![]() | A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal. |
Size | Length | Chest |
XS | 27 | 31 - 34 |
S | 28 | 34 - 37 |
M | 29 | 38 - 41 |
L | 30 | 42 - 45 |
XL | 31 | 46 - 49 |
2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 |
3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 |
4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 |
5XL | 35 | 62 - 65 |
Description
Tired of holiday parties where someone tries to stick a ribbon on you? This shirt sets the record straight: you don’t wear bows, you shoot them. Built for the dad who prefers broadheads over bowties and range time over retail time, it’s soft enough for lounging and tough enough for the woods. Don’t snooze: limited run, and you know your kid will “borrow” your size if you wait.
– Perfect for dads who think “bows” belong on arrows, not hair clips.
– Premium cotton that feels smoother than your clean release.
– Works for the archery range, deer camp, or scaring off Christmas decorators.
– Statement piece for the no-nonsense dad tribe.
Add to cart now: before your spouse buys you an actual bowtie instead.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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