This Dad Is Powered by Vegetables T-Shirt

Some dads fix cars. Some dads mow lawns. This one? He’s powered by vegetables like a backyard superhero in cargo shorts. Whether he’s flipping zucchini on the grill, sneaking spinach into smoothies, or just proving that plants pack punch, this shirt tells the world his fuel source is greener than most. Made from soft cotton blends tough enough to handle BBQ smoke, grocery runs, and unsolicited kale facts.

Fabric Details built for plant-powered legends:
🥬 100% cotton (because lettuce deserves luxury)
🥕 90% cotton, 10% polyester (strong like a carrot stick)
🌽 99% cotton, 1% polyester (just enough crunch)
🍆 50/50 cotton-poly blend (durable for veggie wrangling and dad jokes)

Why this shirt is worth the wear:
🌱 Perfect gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or grill nights with a side of asparagus
🔥 Bold design for dads who don’t apologize for going green
😎 Comfort and durability — as reliable as his dad jokes
🥦 Builds instant street cred with vegans, vegetarians, and nosy neighbors

Heads-up:
⚠️ May cause unsolicited flexing, veggie puns, and attempts to grill Brussels sprouts at every cookout.

This product is made just for you once you order it. No bulk waste, no overproduction just fresh, on-demand gear. Thanks for fueling the movement (and the dad bod) responsibly.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!