Best Vegan Dad Ever T-Shirt

Some dads hunt. Others compost like it’s a competitive sport.
This shirt is for the guy who can fix a leaky faucet and explain the difference between tofu and tempeh without blinking.
He doesn’t brag. He just quietly outlives everyone while drinking oat milk.

Crafted from soft, guilt-free cotton that pairs well with avocado toast, farmers markets, and unsolicited quinoa tips.

Vital vegan shirt specs (No animals, just attitude):

✅ 100% cotton – because synthetic fibers are shady
⚙️ 90% cotton, 10% polyester — still more natural than your cousin’s protein shake
🌿 99% cotton, 1% polyester — barely detectable
🥗 Heather colors: 50/50 cotton-poly blend — flexible enough for yoga and yard work

Why it belongs in your closet (next to your reusable bags):

🌱 Makes a great gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or smug Sunday brunches
🧔 Declares your dad status and your plant-based power level
💪 Tough enough for hiking trails, tender enough for chickpea stew
😎 Instantly earns nods from baristas and judgmental farmers market regulars

Heads-up:

⚠️ May cause increased smugness, flexing over blood pressure stats, and fridge lectures.

This shirt is printed just for you once you order it — which means it’s not sitting in some warehouse burning carbon. Thoughtful, low-waste, dad-approved.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!