Archery Dad – Like a Normal Dad, But Cooler T-Shirt

He’s calm, focused, and way cooler than your average dad. This shirt hits the bullseye. 🏹😎

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Some dads talk. Archery dads aim. 🏹

This tee is for the father who draws back smooth, shoots sharp, and doesn’t miss—whether it’s a target or a teachable moment. He’s not just a regular dad—he’s dialed in, dead-on, and definitely cooler than whoever’s standing at the 10-ring next to him.

Made from soft, durable cotton blends that are built for life at full draw, whether he’s at the backyard range, bowhunting in the wild, or just looking like he’s headed to the Olympics.

Fabric details that score a perfect group:

  • ✅ 100% cotton (because he’s 100% awesome)

  • ⚙️ Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

  • 🌫️ Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

  • 🎯 Heather colors: 50/50 cotton-poly for added warp-speed breathability

Why this shirt lands a clean shot:

  • 🎯 Perfect gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or tournament weekends

  • 🏹 Features bold, distressed archery design for max cool with minimum effort

  • 👕 Comfy enough for range practice, strong enough for dad life

  • 😎 He can wear it while outshooting his buddies and lecturing on proper stance

Heads-up:
⚠️ May cause unsolicited advice on draw length and more backyard targets than you asked for.

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  • Wash inside-out in cold water to keep colors bright and prints intact.

  • Use a mild detergent—no bleach or harsh chemicals.

  • Select a gentle cycle; rough spins weaken fibers.

  • Air-dry flat or hang to dry; avoid tumble drying to prevent shrinkage and fading.

  • If ironing is needed, do so inside-out on low heat, especially over prints.

  • Fold for storage rather than hanging long-term to avoid shoulder bumps.

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  • Hand-wash only; dishwashers and strong detergents can dull decals and finishes.

  • Clean with a soft sponge or cloth—avoid abrasive scrubbers that cause micro-scratches.

  • If microwave safe, use with care—watch out for superheated liquids and metallic accents.

  • Let mugs cool before washing to prevent thermal shock (cracks and crazing).

  • Dry thoroughly—trapped moisture around rims and handles fosters mildew.

  • Store upright or individually on saucers to protect rims from chipping.

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