Frequently Asked — Because Even Dads Read Manuals (Eventually)
Got a burning question—or a mildly annoying one? We’ve answered the biggies below so you can get back to grilling, tinkering, or pretending to fix the Wi-Fi
General Grumbles
A carefully curated stash of knives, coffee, and dad gear—hand-picked by a man who shows love through sarcasm and steak.
Nope. If you appreciate quality and a good eye-roll, you’re in the club.
Because caring deeply and sleeping poorly makes any guy a tad grouchy. We own it.
Paying
the Bill
All major cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, and the occasional dad joke—though Visa processes faster.
Safer than the secret chocolate stash you think your kids haven’t found. 256-bit SSL + PCI-compliant checkout.
Yes! Digital gift cards arrive faster than you can say “I forgot Father’s Day.”
30-day, no-questions-asked. (Well, maybe one sarcastic question, but we’ll refund anyway.)
Shipping & Handling
Anywhere in the continental U.S. for now; Alaska, Hawaii, and other countries are coming soon—blame paperwork, not us.
3-5 business days for knives and gear that are in stock. Custom shirts add an extra couple of coffee breaks.
Absolutely. We’ll email a tracking link so you can refresh obsessively like the rest of us.
Snap a photo, send it our way. We’ll replace or refund faster than your kid can lose a sock.
“The Grumpy Dad knife made my husband so happy he forgot to complain about assembling the patio furniture.”
Viviane M.
Kingston, NY
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