Dad Woodworker Genius T-Shirt

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For the dad who turns wood into wonders—and opinions into life lessons. Built tough, just like his projects (and punchlines). 🪚🧰

Price range: $23.69 through $29.69

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Your dad can turn a pile of scrap wood into a throne, and he’ll remind you of it every time you sit down. The “Dad Woodworker Genius” shirt isn’t just a badge, it’s a warning to all flat-pack furniture and a tribute to every splinter, project, and pun along the way. Built tough for the dad who’s always on call for “just one more” repair. Makes a better Father’s Day gift than another set of pliers (trust us). Grab one before they’re sawdust, because the Grumpy Dad tribe is for builders, not bystanders.

• Because Dad doesn’t just “fix” things, he upgrades them (and tells you how you should have done it).
• Premium cotton comfort for marathon shop sessions or quick backyard lectures.
• Classic tool-and-gear graphic, subtle enough for date night, obvious enough for the garage.
• For the dad who can eyeball a measurement and somehow still hit perfection.
• Limited run, claim yours before your sibling tries to impress him with another mug.

Show the world you come from solid stock. Add to cart now and let Dad wear his genius (and that smirk) with pride!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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1 review for Dad Woodworker Genius T-Shirt

  1. Miguel T.

    Grabbed this tee after a buddy complimented my woodshop apron. It shipped out fast and arrived in about six days.

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Frequently Asked Questions

T-Shirts

  • Wash inside-out in cold water to keep colors bright and prints intact.

  • Use a mild detergent—no bleach or harsh chemicals.

  • Select a gentle cycle; rough spins weaken fibers.

  • Air-dry flat or hang to dry; avoid tumble drying to prevent shrinkage and fading.

  • If ironing is needed, do so inside-out on low heat, especially over prints.

  • Fold for storage rather than hanging long-term to avoid shoulder bumps.

Mugs

  • Hand-wash only; dishwashers and strong detergents can dull decals and finishes.

  • Clean with a soft sponge or cloth—avoid abrasive scrubbers that cause micro-scratches.

  • If microwave safe, use with care—watch out for superheated liquids and metallic accents.

  • Let mugs cool before washing to prevent thermal shock (cracks and crazing).

  • Dry thoroughly—trapped moisture around rims and handles fosters mildew.

  • Store upright or individually on saucers to protect rims from chipping.

  • Knives: 3–5 business days
  • Shirts, mugs, and other gear: 5–7 business days
    Because good things (and grumpiness) take time.
  • We offer 30-day free returns, no questions asked.
    Just cover the return shipping, and we’ll handle the rest.
  • Currently, we ship to the USA only. Working on global domination… one grumpy dad at a time.
  • All major cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, and the occasional dad joke—though Visa processes faster.
  • Safer than the secret chocolate stash you think your kids haven’t found. 256-bit SSL + PCI-compliant checkout.
  • 30-day money-back guarantee, no-questions-asked. (Well, maybe one sarcastic question, but we’ll refund anyway.)
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