Dad Law #7: We Are Not Lost. We Are Taking the Long Way on Purpose. T-Shirt
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| Size | Length | Chest |
| XS | 27 | 31 - 34 |
| S | 28 | 34 - 37 |
| M | 29 | 38 - 41 |
| L | 30 | 42 - 45 |
| XL | 31 | 46 - 49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62 - 65 |
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Description
Official Dad Law No. 007: We are not lost. We are taking the long way on purpose.
Lost is when you don’t know where you are. Dad knows exactly where he is: near the place. This is the scenic route.
The design: a dotted route that loops twice around the same cow before it reaches the X, with the round Official Dad Law seal. Made for the dad who trusts his sense of direction more than the GPS and enjoys every extra mile. For the next time the GPS says “recalculating.”
Every Dad Law is one unwritten house rule, numbered and drawn in the same style. See the whole set in the Dad Laws collection.
- Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee
- Soft ring-spun cotton (solid colors are 100% cotton)
- Retail fit, runs true to size; see the size chart
- Colors: Black, Dark Grey, Forest, Navy
- Sizes Sā4XL
- Printed on demand: your shirt is printed when you order it










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