Dad Law #1: The Thermostat Is Not a Suggestion Box T-Shirt
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| Size | Length | Chest |
| XS | 27 | 31 - 34 |
| S | 28 | 34 - 37 |
| M | 29 | 38 - 41 |
| L | 30 | 42 - 45 |
| XL | 31 | 46 - 49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62 - 65 |
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Description
Official Dad Law No. 001: The thermostat is not a suggestion box.
One house, one thermostat, one thermostat operator. For the dad who has heard “I was cold” and answered, “You own four sweaters.”
The design: a thermostat locked at 68° with a padlock beside it, with the round Official Dad Law seal. Made for the dad who knows the exact number and notices when it moves by one degree. Wear it on the day the dial moves. It saves a speech.
Every Dad Law is one unwritten house rule, numbered and drawn in the same style. See the whole set in the Dad Laws collection.
- Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee
- Soft ring-spun cotton (solid colors are 100% cotton)
- Retail fit, runs true to size; see the size chart
- Colors: Black, Dark Grey, Forest, Navy
- Sizes S–4XL
- Printed on demand: your shirt is printed when you order it










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