🎯 No nonsense. No noise. Just spearfishing.

This No Bitching While I’m Spearfishing distressed dad hat is built for the guy who trades land drama for underwater peace. Made with 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill and a soft crown, it’s as chill as your post-dive nap—and tough enough for salt, sun, and side-eyes at the dock. With a weathered look and a hook-and-loop closure for a comfy fit, it’s your new go-to whether you’re diving deep or grilling your catch.

🧢 Otto Cap Style – Classic, low-profile dad hat
🐟 Grumpy & Proud – Speaks your vibe without saying a word
🌊 Built for the Elements – Pre-shrunk cotton + distressed edge = rugged comfort
👌 Adjustable Fit – Hook-and-loop closure keeps it snug and secure

Designed with sarcasm. Printed with pride. All right here in the USA 🇺🇸💥
(Yeah, the blanks traveled more than we do—but we make ’em worth it.)

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!