Description
He’s not a regular collector. He’s The Knifefather. 😎🔪
This shirt is for the man who treats his blades better than most people treat their cars. His sharpening stone has seen more action than a soap opera, and his BBQ tongs? Custom-forged. Whether he’s into chef’s knives, hunting blades, or tactical steel, this tee lets him wear his obsession with pride (and just a little intimidation).
Made with soft, pre-shrunk cotton, it’s perfect for sharpening sessions, grilling rituals, or just reminding the household who’s boss of the blade drawer.
Why it slices through the noise:
🔪 Great gift for collectors, BBQ dads, chefs, or the low-key scary uncle
🎁 Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays, or knife show weekends
🧼 Easy-care, even easier to flex in front of jealous friends
👕 Soft enough for everyday wear—sharp enough for his ego
Note:
⚠️ Wearing this may lead to unsolicited requests to “take a look at this dull knife real quick.”
Designed with sarcasm. Printed with pride. All right here in the USA 🇺🇸💥
(Yeah, the blanks traveled more than we do—but we make ’em worth it.)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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