If Dad Can’t Fix It, We’re All Screwed Ceramic Mug

Let’s be honest: if Dad can’t fix it, it’s over. The If Dad Can’t Fix It, We’re All Screwed Mug is a tribute to the guy who keeps the lights on, the leaky faucet quiet, and the chaos under control (mostly). Built for dads who treat “broken” as a personal challenge and “DIY” as a sacred calling. Whether it’s coffee before the repair or victory coffee after it, this mug fuels the legend behind every working household. Limited run, because true fixers never wait for restocks.

🔩 Perfect for dads who use duct tape like it’s a life philosophy.
☕ Built tough: holds enough caffeine to power through any “quick fix.”
🛠️ Dishwasher-safe, garage-approved, and frustration-resistant.
💪 A proud badge for the Grumpy Dad tribe: the fixers, tinkerers, and miracle workers.
🚨 Limited edition: grab yours before Mom calls the repair guy.

Add to cart now and sip with confidence: because if you can’t fix it, yeah, we’re all screwed.