The Gardenfather Ceramic Mug

Some dads talk. The Gardenfather grows. This mug is for the boss of the backyard, the man who settles family disputes from the shed, keeps his tools in perfect order, and believes tomato plants deserve respect. Whether you’re sipping espresso before planting or plotting revenge on moles, this mug’s your symbol of soil-born power. Built tough, dishwasher-safe, and guaranteed to outlast your neighbor’s flimsy flowerbeds. Limited edition, because legends like this don’t sprout twice.

🌿 Perfect for early-morning “business meetings” with your compost pile.
☕ Holds enough coffee to fuel a day of quiet domination.
🧤 Rugged ceramic that laughs in the face of flimsy mugs.
🔥 Dishwasher-safe, because even the Don doesn’t do dishes by hand.
⚡ Limited run: once they’re gone, you’ll be sleeping with the shovels.

Add to cart and claim your rightful place at the head of the flowerbed. Join the Grumpy Dad tribe, where the dirt’s rich, the coffee’s strong, and the respect is earned.