King of the Garden Ceramic Mug

You don’t just garden, you command the soil. This mug celebrates the dad who knows his tomato stakes better than TikTok trends, and who finds peace among fertilizer and chaos. Whether you’re sipping between mow sessions or guarding your compost pile like a fortress, this mug’s your royal seal of approval. Heavy ceramic, dishwasher-safe, and worthy of a true backyard monarch. Limited batch, because kings don’t wait for restocks.

👑 Perfect for early-morning patrols of your green kingdom.
☕ Holds enough coffee to outlast the neighbor’s battery mower.
🧤 Built tough, like your calloused hands and unshakable lawn pride.
🌿 Dishwasher-safe: no peasants required for cleanup.
⚡ Limited edition drop: claim your crown before the season (and stock) dries out.

Add to cart and sip like royalty. Join the Grumpy Dad tribe, where the weeds bow, the grass obeys, and the coffee stays strong.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!